Imagine, if you will, the British Invasion happening 40 years later and coinciding with the MILF Invasion. The history of Pop Music would have been re-written, for one, and we'd have had songs like, "Miss Brown, You've Got a Lovely Mother." And a make out party would have been grabbing the old lady for a quickie in the cedar closet when the daughter wasn't looking. MILFs would have turned the tide of civilization. They'd have given up tons of sex unsparingly and we wouldn't have been as fucked up and we are now. We just weren't banging them back then when we had the chance. Sad.